Was that VENDELA with Jordan Thorne at Thorne's oh so exclusive all-night clothing-optional Saturnalia at Trango Hot Springs Last night? Could that have been THE DONALD, playing horsey to a certain zaftig T.V. actress's Lady Godiva in one of the sauna/massage rooms? Ask an embarrassed spa atendent, who walked in without knocking...and who's now walking the streets, looking for another job.

And was that ski-masked Guest of Honor a certain anonymity-craving SUPERSTAR who likes to do his own stunts both on and off the screen? And where did the MASKED MAN go with JULIA REDDING round about midnight? (Ha-Ha) Julia's ex-Tony, in town to visit the kids and rest up from playing MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN in OLIVER STONED'S SLATED FOR SUMMER RELEASE $250,000,000 megapic, wasn't amused and punched a hole in a Noguchi lamp. Hey chill out Tony, it's O-V-E-R.

Richard Starbuck dropped by briefly, with a Little Something that looked to maybe be 18 years old, (careful Starski, ruff ruff, down boy). This girl wore a dress so small it looked like a mirage... a dress that quickly hit the floor as Ms. X-(rated?) dove au-natural into the nearest hot water. Actrss/Model/Whatever? Whatever. Richie himself professed ignorance of ex-SHAUNA MEADOW'S current whereabouts and doings. Quote, "What the #@$%^& do I care? Oh, maybe because she's got your two year old offspring RICHIE JR. with her?. (Just asking)

An army of security guards (in Armani formalwear yet) kept the hoi-polli away. But it takes more that Uzis and Starlite scopes to keep Tommi Knocker from her appointed rounds...

Ciao till next week... When Tommi will remember Dolores Thorne, who died tragically this last Wednesday, three days after her son's above mentioned fete--and take you on a visit to Designer Teepee-Raising on the Mesa, as well as preview the Hoedown/Elk Barbeque and Ghost Dance save the Ridgeline Fundraiser to be held the week after next at the Rice's Family Cabin.